Today, I was hanging out in the adjunct office right before teaching, having a nice little chat with a colleague of mine. Apparently, my iPad was recording me. Siri then interrupted our conversation to ask this question:
No, Siri. I would not like to web search this because I’m pretty sure this is an extraterrestrial language. My friend and I just stared at each other while Siri rambled on, spilling all my secrets.
For the record, the word “farted” was not mentioned in the least bit (surprisingly), and I don’t even know what Herstle is (I do, though – it’s “rehearsal”). Is that like Hearst and Castle combined together? Like the Hearst Castle? Only Siri knows.
…then an hour later, I got a parking ticket.
There has to be balance, I suppose.
How was your Tuesday?