Dairy: every singer’s nemesis. Even more so than the alto who keeps getting all the soprano solos.
Dairy produces phlegm. Phlegm totally cockblocks singers’ vocal mechanisms.
Once it gets all up in there, it’s hard to clear it out without sounding like a diabetic cat at the end of its years…
Pavarotti likely wouldn’t have been caught dead with a tub of Fage greek (but he probably would have been able to pronounce it…DICTION).
It’s a shame that string cheese is so portable and healthy. The ideal snack, really.
Except that it produces DEMON PHLEGM ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS
The only way to inoculate one’s self is to just AVOID DAIRY LIKE EBOLA.
Which isn’t that difficult, as it turns out.
In case you missed my other music-related carols that I re-named, here they are:
May your holidays be dairy-free and bright…